{"id":5479,"date":"2022-08-16T05:30:26","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T03:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/?p=5479"},"modified":"2022-07-14T12:45:56","modified_gmt":"2022-07-14T10:45:56","slug":"fahrplan-in-klever-platt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/buecher-ueber-kleve\/klever-platt\/fahrplan-in-klever-platt.html","title":{"rendered":"Fahrplan in Klever Platt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Fahrplan in Klever Platt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nachdem sich dieser Fahrgast selbst mit Lupe verzweifelt mit den Unbillen eines Bundesbahn-Fahrplanes herumgeschlagen hat, wagt er den Schritt zum Schalter und nimmt sein ganzes Hochdeutsch zusammen f\u00fcr die alles entscheidende Frage:<br \/>\n&#8222;Wann f\u00e4hrt denn der n\u00e4chste Zug nach Krefeld?&#8220;<br \/>\nDer Bahnbeamte schaut kurz in sein Kursbuch und antwortet:<br \/>\n&#8222;Um siebzehn Uhr dreiundf\u00fcnfzig!&#8220; &#8211; Darauf der Fahrgast:<br \/>\n<strong>&#8222;Doar weet ek wat!&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/fahrplan-91.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5480 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/fahrplan-91.jpg\" alt=\"Fahrplan in Klever Platt\" width=\"850\" height=\"1189\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(Foto: Alois Puyn \u2013 \u201cBilder Unserer Stadt Kleve\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fahrplan in Klever Platt Nachdem sich dieser Fahrgast selbst mit Lupe verzweifelt mit den Unbillen eines Bundesbahn-Fahrplanes herumgeschlagen hat, wagt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/buecher-ueber-kleve\/klever-platt\/fahrplan-in-klever-platt.html\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"more-button\">Weiterlesen<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fahrplan in Klever Platt<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[1150],"class_list":["post-5479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-klever-platt","tag-fahrplan-in-klever-platt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30789,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5479\/revisions\/30789"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kle-blatt.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}